Reasons I Can’t Wait to Move Out of My Apartment:
* The extreme heat in the Summer.
* The extreme cold in the Winter.
* The raccoon saga.
* My awful downstairs neighbors.
- Ringing my doorbell at 11:30 p.m. to ask for cigarettes.
- Ringing my doorbell NONSTOP at 2 a.m. to talk about the raccoon saga.
- The constant fighting that makes me think I need to call the cops.
- Them hogging the washer and dryer.
* No garbage disposal.
* No dishwasher.
* Sub-par shower.
Reasons I Will Miss My Apartment:
* The reading nook.